Not only are the controls themselves absolutely pathetic, but the game feels like little more than a mobile game that happened to get a Steam release. The concept of I am Bread is to get your piece of bread to be toasted and has all the control and grace of a charging bull. The title is what sucks you in, but once you are in, you realize that you wasted hard-earned money on what is nothing more than a generic game. The Unique Concepts Masks a Generic and Poorly Made Game
#I am bread game markiplier Pc
The fact that this game actually requests that you plug-in the controller to get a better grasp of the controls of this game is ludicrous and insulting to PC gamers who bought this game!
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Maybe this is a pet peeve of mine, but if I buy a game on the PC, it should not be ‘recommended’ that the player plug in a controller in order to appropriately play! Granted, the game is attempting to warn me that I will have a better time if I play it with a controller, but if you do not have a game that can be played with W,A,S,D, + mouse controls, than you should not make it available for PC gaming! So at the very least, it is an effective way to get us to give up X dollars from our wallets just to see what is going on. You just sit there and study it, not sure what it is, but you just know it is something that you are going to have to try. It dangles it premise in front of you like the carrot to the rabbit.
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Granted, this idea may have come up from the developers smoking way too much weed one day and saying: “You know what would be a good game? Bread trying to become toast?” But who am I to judge how the creative process comes about? Say what you will about this game, and there is a lot to say, but you cannot deny that the developers of this game had a unique idea and they ran with it. So already I am in a critical bind in ways I can critique this game, but I’ll give it a go anyways. There are some other modes, but the meat and potatoes of the game is to become toast. You control a piece of bread and your job is to become toast and remains as edible as possible. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Bossa Studios, they are the guys who created Surgeon Simulator and Thomas Was Alone. So, we are in some memorable and somewhat existential company when it comes to the things these people have made in the past. I am Bread is a game that was developed by Bossa Studios. What the hell is this thing? What is it about? You need to become toast? What the fuck? The questions, for me, eventually won out and I decided that, after nearly a year the beta sat on my wishlist, it was high time to spend a little disposable income to give this game the old college try. It is the only reaction that anyone could possibly have to a title like this. Then, instead of any slight challenge, the game turns into this weird, boring treasure hunt, only the treasure has been replaced by boring heat.Well isn’t this a catchy and vague fucking name for a game? I am Bread… What does that even mean? I don’t… I am Bread, along with its accompanying picture of a slice of bread on the brink of falling to the floor creates a unique sensation for all gamers that can be summed up like this: OH! What the fuck is…? Oh I have to try this! That’s OK, though! If you lose enough (twice), the game will just assume you’re a bit thick and give you a jar of miraculous marmalade that gives you unlimited freshness and grip. You touch the ground, you’re basically boned. If you lose grip and fall to the ground, you touch the floor/pile of nail clippings/dirty thing, and your edible-ness goes down.
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If it hits zero, you can’t hold things anymore until it refills. You have to hobble-crawl across a bedroom/kitchen/bathroom/gas station and find the heat source, ignite the heat source, toast both sides of yourself, then that’s it, level over.īut that’s not all! There’s also a grip meter. You hold down buttons to hold onto the floor/wall/whatever, or you can hold down other buttons to grip things permanently and fling them around with the comedy physics, because lulz. You can use either keyboard or controller. It plays like a bastard version of QWOP/Mount Your Friends/Goat Simulator.